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'Dr. Perky' Sweatshirt
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Because nothing says “we value our employees” like a room temp cup of Dr. Perky.
This soft-as-your-last-shred-of-hope sweatshirt is perfect for sipping on that off-brand 6oz of disappointment while pretending your job doesn’t slowly erode your soul. Featuring bold lettering that screams “I’m not mad, just undercompensated,” it’s a wink to every office drone who's ever been promised a raise and handed a “pizza party” with a 2-liter of generic soda and a stack of paper plates.
Wear it proudly as a badge of corporate survival. Whether you're crushing KPI's or just crushing your third can of Dr. Perky to feel something—this shirt gets it.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Jordanreviewsittt - Doodoo Dynamics Merch
- Email: jordanreviewsittt-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
'Dr. Perky' Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|