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'Dr. Perky' Comfort Colors Premium Tee
Because nothing says “we value our employees” like a room temp cup of Dr. Perky.
This soft-as-your-last-shred-of-hope tee is perfect for sipping on that off-brand 6oz of disappointment while pretending your job doesn’t slowly erode your soul. Featuring bold lettering that screams “I’m not mad, just undercompensated,” it’s a wink to every office drone who's ever been promised a raise and handed a “pizza party” with a 2-liter of generic soda and a stack of paper plates.
Wear it proudly as a badge of corporate survival. Whether you're crushing KPI's or just crushing your third can of Dr. Perky to feel something—this shirt gets it.
'Dr. Perky' Comfort Colors Premium Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|